Monday, March 2, 2009

The Twelfth Imam Al-Mehdi

There existed a good deal of harmony and uniformity between the aspects pertaining to the birth of Prophet Muhammad, the last Apostle of God and Imam. Just as the coming of the Holy Prophet was Prophesied well in advance by the preceding Prophets, similarly the impending new of the gracious birth of Imam AI-Mehdi was foretold by the Holy Prophet.

Innumerable traditions in this context, quoted right from the Holy Prophet, from the glowing contests of many books of Masanid, Sehan and Akhbar, and of Shia scholars (Ulam) existed. Many Sunni scholars have accumulated these traditions in complete volumes also, e.g.: "Albayan fi Akhbar-eSahid-al-Zamzan" by Hafiz Abu Nayeem Ispahani, as well as Sehah-e-abudaud" and "Sunan Ibne-e-Maja" All of the above books record the traditions bearing evidence of the coming of this Holy Imam. Out of those traditions two are quoted below:

Prophecies

Abdullah Ibne Masood quotes the Holy Prophet as having said, "Even when the entire time of the world's existence will have been already exhausted and one solitary day left to embrace the eve of Doomsday, God will expand and make that very day sell to such a length of time as to accommodate the ultimate reign of a person out of my Holy Progeny who will be called after my name. He will then make the earth abound with peace and justice as it will have been fought with injustice and tyranny before him".

Hazrat Abdullah Ibne Abbas narrates that the Holy Prophet said, "I am a leader of all the Prophets while Ali is the leader of all the Imams (Successor s of the Prophets). I will be followed by twelve successors, the first amongst them being Ali and the last one Mehdi". (Behar-Ul-Anwar). The above tradition vouches well for the fact that the twelfth Imam is the last Imam of the Holy Prophet, and stands as the final Divine Authority (Hujjat) on earth. His Apostolical career is divided into three important phases, i.e. the period of his childhood, the period of his "Ghaibat" (Concealment) and the period of his "Zuhor" (Re-appearance.

Name Epithet and Titles

The name of our twelfth Imam is Muhammad, epithet Abdul-Quasim and his well-known titles are "Alqaim" "AI-Hujjat", "Al-Muntazer", "Al-Mehdi", and "Sahbe-uz-Zaman".
Birth

He was born on l5th Shaaban 255 A.H. in the city of Samarra. The momentous and singular aspects of his birth greatly resembled those under which the Prophet Mussa (Moses) was born. The birth of Hazrat Mussa had signalled the downfall and extinction of the empire of Pharaoh, who had ordered to slaying of all newly born children of Bani-Israel. The Abbaside kings were similarly apprehensive of the continuous traditions of the Holy Prophet about the birth of Imam Mehdi, who was to bring about a curse to their (Abbaside) very empire. They were, therefore, laying in ambush to discover the birth of the Imam arid to put an end to his life. But the event of the Imam's birth was enveloped and shelded by the sarne Divine protections and miraculous phenomena which had marked the historical birth of Prophet Mussa. His birth remained strictly confidential and his nursery shrouded in secrecy except to a few devotees.

The Imam's birth had coincided with the reign of AI-Muhammad, the well-known Abbaside king. He, being aware of the prophecy of the twelfth Imam's birth occurring in his reign, was extremely worried and anxious to trace him out. But on the death of Imam Hasan Askari, when he was informed about the Imam's funeral prayer having been conducted by his four year old son, his perplexity knew no bounds.

Imam struck his mind that this very boy must be the Imam, but he managed to hide his inner concern at the news of the existence of the young lmam. In order to get confirmation that the young Imam did in fact exist, he ordered the arrest of the Imam's mother, Janab-e-Nargis Khatoon.

The Arrest of Jana-E-Nargis

When Janab-e-Nargis was brought before Al-Mutamad and inquiries made about the birth of the twelfth Holy Imam, she in order to safeguard her own life as well as to protect her son, replied that she had never felt the symptoms of maternity and labour pain; so, for the moment, he did not harass her, but did put her under the most strict surveillance of Quazil Abu Shorab,. entrusting him with the task of killing any child born to her.

Soon after this incident, the Abbaside kingdom passed through a revolutionary phase which greatly bewildered al-Mutamad. He was forced ta face the invasion of Sahib-AI-Zanj, who raided Hejaz and Yemen and let lose the hounds of loot and arson throughout the Abbaside kingdom, subjecting the; administration of Baghdad, the capital, to utter choas, Al-Mutamad was, therefore, naturally too occupied by warfare to pay any attention towards Janab-e- Nargis, .who was consequently release after six months and questioned no further about the birth of the twelfth Holy Imam.

Childhood

The Holy Imam was brought up by his father lmam Hasan Askari, the eleventh Imam who resorted to the same underground and secret measures in rearing his child as Hazrat Abu Talib had adopted in connection with safe guarding the Holy Prophet Muhammad. He used to take care of his child in one portion of the house for a few days and then shift him to another with a view not to let the exact whereabouts be known.

While Imam Hasan Askari kept the birth of the young Imam to be and the affairs of his infancy a well guarded secret, he did put him within the access of some exclusive devotees and sincere friends in order to familiarise them with their would be Imam to whom they would pledge their allegiance.

Below mentioned are the few names, quoted from the authentic books of both Sunni and Shias sects, of people who had the honour of having personally seen the Holy Imam Mehdi.

It is mentioned by Abi Ghanim that when Imam Hasan Askari's son was born he named him after Muhammad and on the third day after his birth, bringing forth the child to show to some of his followers, forth thus.

"Here is my successor and your would be Imam! He is that very Qaim to whose reverence your heads will bow down. He wiil reappear to fill the earth with blessing and justice after it will have been abounding with sins and vices".

Muawiya Ibne Hakeem, Muah Muhammad Ibne Ayyub and Muhammad Ibne Usman mentioned that they called upon Imam Hasan Askari with a deputation of forty persons. The Holy Imam showed them his newly born child and said,

"Thus is your Imam after me! All of you should unanimously submit it your allegiance to him and should not allow any controversy on the subject which will lead you in peril Mind that he will no more be visible to you".

Imamat

Imam Hasan Askari died on the 8th Rabi-ul- Awwal 260 A.H. and the day marked the inception oi his son's Imamat and his elevation to the Apostolic office being the sources spiritual guidance for the whole universe. As, according to God's Will, all the affairs pertaining to the Holy Imam were to remair strictly behind the curtains; he commissioned some of his deputies and ambassadors, who had beer looking after the religious affairs from the time of hi; father to act as the associates between the people and the concealed Imam. They conveyed the problems and religious queries of the people to the Imam and brought back the verdict and the answer: of the Imam to the people.

It was by the Will of God that he disappeared and will again reappear by the Will of God. This will be a prelude to the Day of Judgment.

His Appearance

Then the earth shall be illumined by the light of guidance; the scale of justice shall be set up among men. A voice will be heard sound of clear between heaven and earth proelairring" Know all men thal the IMAM E ZAMA HAZRAT MEHDI (S.A.W.) HAS APPEARED IN THE HOUSE OF GOD:- SO FOLLOW HIM BECAUSE RIGHT IS ON HIS SIDE AND THE TRUTH IS IN HIM" True believer and Follower will say "LABAIK', and will be attracted towards him as iron filings are pulled by a magnet, some people will be sleeping, some will be praying but due to this call they will all march towards MAKKA. According to the books it the time of "ZAHOOR" Will be Friday after ASAR PRAYER. The God Will bring the first man to do `BAYAT To give will be HAZRAT JIBRAEEL than Followed by all Angles, chosen from God and also some JINNATS. The God's Will bring together 313 men from distant lands to form the nucleus of the Imam's Army. Imam will be seen around Kaaba. His Zahoor is in the City of MAKKA (SAUDI ARABIA). He will put Both hands on his face "Thanking God" from coming out from "GAIBA' and giving alt the power needed. The Imam will have a scaled book, containing the names of 313 men, Angel MICHAEL shall march at his left and at his right GABRIEL. No Body will recognise him but they will be able to recognise approximately 4 recognise approximately 4 people of MADINA who will explain the masses that, he's the "A waited l2th IMAM MEHDI (S.A.W)". The Imam will be full on youth and vigour and will have prophet Mohammed's clothes and shoes together with Yellow turban, the sword ZULF'IKAR, the Horse ZULJANA in other words He will carry gifts OF IMAM'S and NABIS or his ancestors.

The same spiritual enlightment with it blood and flesh or "MASUM". He will wear the rings of Suleman which will be scale of Solomon. He will keep this rings of Forehead of MUMINS and people will be recognised by writings of 'HAZA MUMIN" He will also carry the rod of MOSES. This stick on the Forhead of KAFIR will be written `HAZA KAFIR" (God Forbids) He will recipe against the wale of the Holy Kaaba as More supporter will muster round him, they will be approximately 10,000 and the Imam's two progned sword will emerge from its sheath of its own accord. That will be the time of the declaration of Holy War "JEHAD" But before that BASHIR will be brought to the "IMAM" and he will narrate his story that there have 300,000 of SUFIYAN Arms and he marched from MEDlNA to MAKKA to destroy KAABA but the earth shook and the earth took the whole army "By Command of God" and buried them with their animals except two people BASHIR AND His Brother NAZIR and here slapped by Angel that the face turned at the back, the back part was seen as front and front part was seen as Back part. This all will happen at Midnight at the Midway a Medina and Makka so Bashir will be sent to MAKKA by Angels and Nazir will narrate the story to DAMlSHK. JESUS Will return to earth together with Prophet who are alive During the Prayers time Jesus and others will tell IMAM MEHDI to lead the prayers "PESHI IMAM" AFTER the first call 2nd call will be permitted to be heard by (GOD) at MAGRIBAN Prayers that "OSMAN BIN AMBSA has come to the jungle of YABIS (PALESTINE) only KAFIR, MUNAFIKIN, PAGANS will believe but.Muumin neglect this call.

HAZRAT IMAM MEHDI will than travel from MAKKA to KUFA. In between Kufa and Najaf he will take shelter then the enemies of God will be slain by chosen "Army of God. MASJIDE KUFA will be the kingdom and Masjide Sahala will be the Residence. Goraduals Kufa and Najafe Ashraf will be recognised as one City it will expand and will join Kerbala. Those will be the days when on earth all Haram things, and Haram Animals will disappear from earth and Animal fruits of all season, will be available and every where in the world will be full of justice. Thus the believer will confirmed that ultimate the control of the entire world shall pass to the hands of "ALLAH" worth deputy "IMAM MUHAMMAD IBNIL HASAN AL ASKARI AL MEHDI. ASALAMO ALAIKA YA IMAM MEHDI (SALWAT) (S.A.W.)

On the Appearance of the Mahdi

In the discussion on prophecy and the Imamate it was indicated that as a result of the law of general guidance which governs all of creation, man is of necessity endowed with the power of receiving revelation through prophecy, which directs him toward the perfection of the human norm and the well-being of the human species. Obviously, if this perfection and happiness were not possible for man, whose life possesses a social aspect, the very fact that he is endowed with this power would be meaningless and futile. But there is no futility in creation. In other words, ever since he has inhabited the earth, man has had the wish to lead a social life filled with happiness in its true sense and has striven toward this end. If such a wish were not to have an objective existence it would never have been imprinted upon man's inner nature, in the same way that if there were no food there would have been no hunger. Or if there were to be no water there would be no thirst and if there were to be no reproduction there would have been no sexual attraction between the sexes. Therefore, by reason of inner necessity and determination, the future will see a day when human society will be replete with justice and when all will live in peace and tranquillity, when human beings will be fully possessed of virtue and perfection. The establishment of such a condition will occur through human hands but with Divine succour. And the leader of such a society, who will be the saviour of man, is called in the language of the hadith, the Mahdi.

In the different religions that govern the world such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Zoroastrianism and Islam there are references to a person who will come as the saviour of mankind. These religions have usually given happy tidings of his coming, although there are naturally certain differences in detail that can be discerned when these teachings are compared carefully. The hadith of the Holy Prophet (sawas) upon which all Muslims agree, "The Mahdi is of my progeny," refers to this same truth. There are numerous hadiths cited in Sunni and Shi'ite sources from the Holy Prophet (sawas) and the Imams concerning the appearance of the Mahdi, such as that he is of the progeny of the Prophet (sawas) and that his appearance will enable human society to reach true perfection and the full realisation of spiritual life. In addition, there are numerous other traditions concerning the fact that the Mahdi is the son of the eleventh Imam, Hasan al-'Askari. They agree that after being born and undergoing a long occultation the Mahdi will appear again, filling with justice the world that has been corrupted by injustice and iniquity.

As an example, Ali ibn Musa al-Rida (the eighth Imam) has said, in the course of a hadith, "The Imam after me is my son, Muhammad, and after him his son Ali, and after Ali his son, Hasan, and after Hasan his son H. Hujjat al-Qa'im, who is awaited during his occultation and obeyed during his manifestation. If there remain from the life of the world but a single day, Allah will extend that day until he becomes manifest, and fill the world with justice in the same way that it had been filled with iniquity. But when? As for news of the 'hour,' verily my father told me, having heard it from his father who heard it from his father who heard it from his ancestors who heard it from Ali, that it was asked of the Holy Prophet (sawas), 'Oh Prophet (sawas) of God, when will the "support" (qa'im) who is from thy family appear?' He said, 'His case is like that of the Hour (of the Resurrection). "He alone will manifest it at its proper time. It is heavy in the heavens and the earth. It cometh not to you save unawares" (Quran, VII, 187).102Saqr ibn Abi Dulaf said, "I heard from Abu Ja'far Muhammad ibn Ali al-Rida [the ninth Imam] who said, 'The Imam after me is my son, Ali; his command is my command; his word is my word; to obey him is to obey me. The Imam after him is his son, Hasan. His command is the command of his father; his word is the word of his father; to obey him is to obey his father.' After these words the Imam remained silent. I said to him, 'Oh son of the Prophet (sawas), you will be the Imam after Hasan?' The Imam cried hard, then said, 'Verily after Hasan his son is the awaited Imam who is "al-qa'im bi'l-haqq" (He who is supported by the Truth).' "Musa ibn Ja'far Baghdadi said, "I heard from the Imam Abu Muhammad al-Hasan ibn Ali [the eleventh Imam] who said, 'I see that after me differences will appear among you concerning the Imam after me. Whoso accepts the Imams after the Prophet (sawas) of God but denies my son is like the person who accepts all the prophets but denies the prophethood of Muhammad, the Prophet (sawas) of God, upon whom be peace and blessing. And whoso denies [Muhammad] the Prophet (sawas) of God is like one who has denied all the prophets of God, for to obey the last of us is like obeying the first and to deny the last of us is like denying the first. But beware ! Verily for my son there is an occultation during which all people will fall into doubt except those whom Allah protects.''
The opponents of The Followers of Ahlu Bayt protest that according to the beliefs of this school the Hidden Imam should by now be nearly twelve centuries old, whereas this is impossible for any human being. In answer it must be said that the protest is based only on the unlikelihood of such an occurrence, not its impossibility. Of course such a long lifetime or a life of a longer period is unlikely. But those who study the hadiths of the Holy Prophet (sawas) and the Imams will see that they refer to this life as one possessing miraculous qualities.

Miracles are certainly not impossible nor can they be negated through scientific arguments. It can never be proved that the causes and agents that are functioning in the world are solely those that we see and know and that other causes which we do not know or whose effects and actions we have not seen nor understood do not exist. It is in this way possible that in one or several members of mankind there can be operating certain causes and agents which bestow upon them a very long life of a thousand or several thousand years. Medicine has not even lost hope of discovering a way to achieve very long life spans. In any case such protests from "peoples of the Book" such as Jews, Christians and Muslims are most strange for they accept the miracles of the prophets of God according to their own sacred scriptures.

The opponents of The Followers of Ahlu Bayt also protest that, they considers the Imam necessary in order to expound the injunctions and verities of religion and to guide the people, the occultation of the Imam is the negation of this very purpose, for an Imam in occultation who cannot be reached by mankind cannot be in any way beneficial or effective. The opponents say that if God wills to bring forth an Imam to reform mankind He is able to create him at the necessary moment and does not need to create him thousands of years earlier. In answer it must be said that such people have not really understood the meaning of the Imam, for in the discussion on the Imamate it became clear that the duty of the Imam is not only the formal explanation of the religious sciences and exoteric guidance of the people. In the same way that he has the duty of guiding men outwardly, the Imam also bears the function of walayat and the esoteric guidance of men. It is he who directs man's spiritual life and orients the inner aspect of human action toward God: Clearly, his physical presence or absence has no effect in this matter. The Imam watches over men inwardly and is in communion with the soul and spirit of men even if he be hidden from their physical eyes. His existence is always necessary even if the time has not as yet arrived for his outward appearance and the universal reconstruction that he is to bring about.

Ghaibat-us-Sughra

Ghaibat-us-Sughra means ‘the minor concealment.’ Its period was about 70 years. It began in 260 A.H. when Imam al-Mahdi (a.s) first went into concealment, and ended in 328 A.H.
During Ghaibut-us-Sughra, the Imam appointed some agents to represent him and the people. The Imam had four agents. After the death of the fourth agent, the Imam went into major concealment (Ghaibut-ul-Kubra). This was on the 10th Shawal 329 A.H.

The Signs Heralding the Reappearance of Imam al-Mahdi (a.s)

Prophet Muhammed (s.a.w.) has said: "Even if the entire duration of the world’s existence has already been exhausted and only one day is left before Doomsday, Allah will expand that day to such length of time as to accommodate the kingdom of a person from my Ahlul-Bayt who will be called by name. He will fill out the earth with and justice as it will have been full of injustice and tyranny (by then)"

From this Hadith, it is clear to every Muslim that the twelfth Imam will reappear when this world is full of sins and injustice.
There are many signs mentioned by the Masumeen (a.s) on the reappearance of the 12th Imam. It is reported in Biharul Anwar that after the last pilgrimage the Prophet made, the Holy Prophet (s.a.w.) stood near the Kaaba, and called his people to listen to him. The Prophet said: “listen to me carefully so that you transmit these words of mine to those who are absent today.” The Prophet began, “My people, a time will come when kings and rulers will be tyrannical.” The Prophet also said that the payment of Zakat will be stopped.

According to the Masumeen (a.s), Muslim countries will seek aid from non Muslim countries. This is already evident in a number of Muslim countries. Another prediction that is come true is that 60 impostors will claim to be Prophets. By their attractiveness, their persuasion, and their personality, they will misguide the people. 58 false Prophets have already emerged since the days of the Prophet (s.a.w.). We have only two more to witness.

It is reported in Qayamat-e-Sughra citing “Oqdatud-Durr” that Hazrat Amir (A.S) has said that the Mahdi will not appear until one-third of the world population will die by being killed and one-third will die as a result of epidemics.

The Last Signs Heralding the Appearance of Imam al-Mahdi (a.s)

There is a Hadith from Imam Muhammed Baqir (a.s) that for three or seven consecutive days, one will see reddish yellow fire raging in the East.

Sufiani will emerge in Palestine, where he will start a revolt in the month of Rajab. He will be an uncompassionate rebel and his rule will last for eight consecutive months. He will conquer and rule Egypt for four consecutive months. Sufiani will conquer Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, Jordan, and Syria. Sufiani has been specifically described by Aimma A.S. as an ugly, blistered, green-eyed, cross-eyed person who will be an enemy of the friends of the Ahlul-Bait. Imam Ali (a.s) has said that Sufiani’s hatred of the devotees of the Ahlul-Bait will be such that any person named Ali, Fatema, Hassan, Hussein, Zainab, Ruquaiya will be arrested and beheaded straight away without further investigations. Sufiani will rip the Mimber of the Holy Prophet (s.a.w.). The holy house of the Prophet which contains his grave will be pulled and used as a stable. Horses will be tied in that Holy place.

Sufiani will then decide to attack Makka. His purpose would be to demolish the Holy Kaaba and kill the entire population of Makka. Sufiani’s army will set out via Baghdad but, as Allah would have it, when they get between Medina and Makka, in the desert of Baida, suddenly one night they will hear a voice from the sky which will say, “O Baida eat up the entire army of Sufiani.” It is said that the entire army numbering 100,000 persons will be swallowed up by the earth, except for two. The two who will be spared will suddenly encounter an angel. He will slap both of them turning their faces right round, looking behind instead of front. And that will be the time when Imam al-Mahdi (a.s) will already have reappeared in Makka. The Imam will establish his authority in the Holy Mosque at Makka in the Haram. The angel will then order one of them calling him Bashir. “O Bashir, go straight to Makka, into the Haram and inform the Imam that Sufiani’s army has been swallowed up by the land. The other called Nazir will be ordered to go to Sufiani and tell him that the Imam has already appeared. He should proceed straight to Makka and declare allegiance to him.

Sufiani will prepare to attack the Imam but will not have enough courage. The Imam will catch Sufiani in Jerusalem and will kill him.

Imam Ali (a.s) has said that nine definite signs will precede the emergence of Hazrat Mahdi (a.s). These nine signs are:

Dajaal will emerge. A loud voice will be heard from the sky. Sufiani will appear and wage a fierce war. The army of Sufiani will be swallowed by a sudden opening of the land between Makka and Medina in the desert of Baida. A revered wise saint will be murdered in Makka. (This saint is to be a Hashimite descent.) A Seyyid descendant of Imam Hassan (a.s) will emerge with his army. The army of Seyyid-e-Hassan and an image of a man will appear in the sky opposite the sun. There will be two eclipses in the holy month of Ramadhan contrary to the normal order and calculation and the eclipse of the moon. On three occasions a loud voice from the sky will be heard in the holy month of Ramadhan.

The Reappearance

Hazrat Isa (Jesus), Hazrat Khizr, Hazrat Ilias, and Hazrat Idris (a.s) will give allegiance to the Imam when he re-appears. Also Jibrael will announce 313 companions of the Imam. These 313 companions will be people of eminent piety, great knowledge and absolutely steadfast in their determination and faith towards the Imam. Another 1000 people will be in the army of the Imam. These people will fight battles and kill enemies like Dajal, who will appear from India. Dajal will have the musical tunes with him. Then the Imam will lead the prayers, Hazrat Isa (a.s) will be behind him.

Let us all pray to Almighty Allah for the reappearance of Imam al-Mahdi (a.s).Amin.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Jokes

एक कंपनी के मैनेजर ने अत्यंत शिष्ट स्वर में एक कर्मचारी से कहा - क्षमा करना सुरेश, मैं तुम्हें सोते से कदापि न जगाता, अगर यह बात अत्यन्त महत्वपूर्ण न होती। तुम्हें नौकरी से बर्खास्त किया जाता है .....


मेजबान टीम का कप्तान अम्पायर को समझा रहा था - आप इस मैच के अम्पायर हैं। वैसे तो आपसे ईमानदारी की आशा करता हूं, पर आपको जानकारी के लिए बता दूं कि मैदान के साथ वाली इमारत अस्पताल है। दूसरी तरफ नदी बह रही है जिसमें गिरने के बाद कोई नहीं बचा है और इस मैदान में आज तक मेरी टीम कोई मैच नहीं हारी है।


एक नवोदित फिल्म अभिनेत्री एक फिल्म निर्माता द्वारा उसके साथ किए गए दुर्व्यवहार की शिकायत लेकर पुलिस थाने पहुंची। उसने रोते-रोते पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर को बताया - अमुक निर्माता बहुत नीच आदमी है। कल रात उसने मुझे अपने घर बुलाया और मेरा शारीरिक शोषण किया।
पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर ने बीच में ही टोका - तो आपने उसी वक्त शोर क्यों नहीं मचाया ?
अभिनेत्री ने सुबकते हुए कहा - उस वक्त मुझे पता नहीं था कि वह इतना नीच आदमी है।
पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर ने आगे पूछा - तो फिर यह आपको कब पता चला ?
- यह तो मुझे तब पता चला जब सुबह उसने बिना कोई कोई साइनिंग एमाउंट दिए मुझे चलता कर दिया .......



बंता का तबादला बैंगलोर कर दिया गया। कन्नड़ भाषा न आने के कारण वह स्थानीय लोगों से बातचीत करने में कठिनाई महसूस कर रहा था। लिहाजा वह एक बुक स्टोर पर गया और ''तीस दिनों में कन्नड़ बोलना सीखें'' नामक पुस्तक की दो प्रतियां खरीदीं।
दुकानदार ने पूछा - दूसरी प्रति क्या अपने किसी दोस्त के लिए ले जा रहे हैं।
बंता - जी नहीं, दरअसल मैं सिर्फ पन्द्रह दिनों में ही कन्नड़ बोलना सीखना चाहता हूं .....



पत्नी द्वारा फोन पर आधा घंटा बात करके फोन रख देने पर पति ने हैरत से पूछा - क्या हुआ ? आज तो तुमने फोन बड़ी जल्दी रख दिया ? तुम्हारी बातें तो बड़ी लम्बी चलती हैं।
पत्नी ने उदास भाव से कहा - क्या करूं, रांग नम्बर था ....



संता रात को सोते समय कमरे में दो गिलास रखकर सोता है। एक पानी से भरा हुआ और दूसरा खाली। क्योंकि उसे यह नहीं पता होता कि रात में प्यास लगेगी या नहीं ?


मरीज : डॉक्टर साहब, क्या कोई ऐसी दवाई नहीं बनी है कि मैं मर भी जाऊं तो बाद में जीवित हो जाऊं ?
डॉक्टर : दवाई तो नहीं बनी है, पर आप एकता कपूर से कान्टेक्ट कर सकते हैं ।



संता हवाईजहाज में सफर कर रहा था। एयरहोस्टेस ने मुस्कुराकर उसका अभिवादन किया। अभिवादन का प्रत्युत्तर देते हुए संता ने कहा - आपकी शक्ल मेरी बीबी से काफी मिलती है। इस बात पर एयरहोस्टेस ने उसे एक तमाचा जड़ दिया। गाल सहलाते हुए संता ने कहा - शक्ल ही नहीं, आदत भी मिलती है ....


संता की बीबी : सुनो जी, कल रात नींद में तुम मुझे गालियां दे रहे थे ।संता : यह तुम्हारी गलतफहमी है । बीबी : कैसी गलतफहमी ? संता : यही कि मैं नींद में था .....


एक सुबह बॉस अपने नियत समय से पहले ही ऑफिस पहुंच गए तो पाया कि मैनेजर उनकी सेक्रेटरी का चुम्बन ले रहा है। बॉस ने उसे डांटते हुए कहा - क्या मैं तुम्हें यह सब करने की तनख्वाह देता हूं ?मैनेजर ने जवाब दिया - नहीं सर, यह सब तो मैं फ्री ऑफ चार्ज करता हूं ....


प्रेमी ने प्रेमिका का पहली बार चुंबन लिया तो प्रेमिका के छोटे भाई ने देख लिया। प्रेमी घबरा गया कि कहीं वह जाकर किसी को बता न दे। उसने प्रेमिका से कहा - ''इसे पांच रूपये दे देता हूं। शायद मान जाये और किसी से न कहे!''प्रेमिका ने तुरंत टोका - ''पांच रूपये क्यों ? यह काम तो वह शुरू से ही दो रूपये में करता आ रहा है!''


प्रेमी : यदि मैं तुम्हें ''किस'' कर लूं तो तुम मुझसे क्या कहोगी ? प्रेमिका : एक ऐसा चोर जो पूरी कार चुरा सकता था पर सिर्फ टायर चुराने पर ही संतोष कर गया!


एक प्रसिध्द लेखक ने एक बार अपने भाषण में कहा - मेरा बचपन बहुत ही गरीबी में बीता । हम लोग इतने गरीब थे कि घर की सुरक्षा के लिए एक कुत्ता भी नहीं पाल सकते थे। इसलिए रात के समय जब भी कोई आहट होती हमें स्वयं ही भौंकना पड़ता था ..... ।


एक कंपनी के मैनेजर ने अत्यंत शिष्ट स्वर में एक कर्मचारी से कहा - क्षमा करना सुरेश, मैं तुम्हें सोते से कदापि न जगाता, अगर यह बात अत्यन्त महत्वपूर्ण न होती। तुम्हें नौकरी से बर्खास्त किया जाता है .....


मेजबान टीम का कप्तान अम्पायर को समझा रहा था - आप इस मैच के अम्पायर हैं। वैसे तो आपसे ईमानदारी की आशा करता हूं, पर आपको जानकारी के लिए बता दूं कि मैदान के साथ वाली इमारत अस्पताल है। दूसरी तरफ नदी बह रही है जिसमें गिरने के बाद कोई नहीं बचा है और इस मैदान में आज तक मेरी टीम कोई मैच नहीं हारी है।



पत्नी द्वारा फोन पर आधा घंटा बात करके फोन रख देने पर पति ने हैरत से पूछा - क्या हुआ ? आज तो तुमने फोन बड़ी जल्दी रख दिया ? तुम्हारी बातें तो बड़ी लम्बी चलती हैं।
पत्नी ने उदास भाव से कहा - क्या करूं, रांग नम्बर था ....



संता रात को सोते समय कमरे में दो गिलास रखकर सोता है। एक पानी से भरा हुआ और दूसरा खाली। क्योंकि उसे यह नहीं पता होता कि रात में प्यास लगेगी या नहीं ?



मरीज : डॉक्टर साहब, क्या कोई ऐसी दवाई नहीं बनी है कि मैं मर भी जाऊं तो बाद में जीवित हो जाऊं ?
डॉक्टर : दवाई तो नहीं बनी है, पर आप एकता कपूर से कान्टेक्ट कर सकते हैं ।



संता हवाईजहाज में सफर कर रहा था। एयरहोस्टेस ने मुस्कुराकर उसका अभिवादन किया। अभिवादन का प्रत्युत्तर देते हुए संता ने कहा - आपकी शक्ल मेरी बीबी से काफी मिलती है। इस बात पर एयरहोस्टेस ने उसे एक तमाचा जड़ दिया। गाल सहलाते हुए संता ने कहा - शक्ल ही नहीं, आदत भी मिलती है ....


संता की बीबी : सुनो जी, कल रात नींद में तुम मुझे गालियां दे रहे थे ।संता : यह तुम्हारी गलतफहमी है । बीबी : कैसी गलतफहमी ? संता : यही कि मैं नींद में था .....


एक सुबह बॉस अपने नियत समय से पहले ही ऑफिस पहुंच गए तो पाया कि मैनेजर उनकी सेक्रेटरी का चुम्बन ले रहा है। बॉस ने उसे डांटते हुए कहा - क्या मैं तुम्हें यह सब करने की तनख्वाह देता हूं ?मैनेजर ने जवाब दिया - नहीं सर, यह सब तो मैं फ्री ऑफ चार्ज करता हूं ....



संता - भाईसाहब, टाइम क्या हुआ ? राहगीर - सात बजकर पच्चीस मिनट । संता - स्साला .... सुबह से पूछ रहा हूं, हर कोई अलग-अलग टाइम बता रहा है .....


कॉमर्स के प्रोफेसर ने अपने विद्यार्थी से पूछा - व्यवसाय शुरू करने के लिए वित्तीय सहायता प्राप्त करने का सबसे भरोसेमंद स्रोत कौन सा है ? विद्यार्थी - बीबी के पिताजी यानी ससुर साहब ......


पत्नी - तुम्हें कुछ याद भी रहता है ? जानते हो आज हमारी शादी की सालगिरह है ।पति - ओह, मैं सचमुच भूल गया था। आओ, दो मिनट का मौन धारण करते हैं ....


पिता - बेटा, तुम्हें कैसी बीबी चाहिए ?
बेटा - पापा, मुझे चांद जैसी बीबी चाहिए, जो रात को आए और सुबह चली जाए .....



प्रश्न - कुत्ते शादी क्यों नहीं करते हैं ?
उत्तर - क्योंकि वे पहले ही कुत्ते की जिंदगी जी रहे होते हैं ....




संता - देख, देख, वो लड़की मेरी तरफ देखकर मुस्कुरा रही थी।
बंता - अबे सिर्फ मुस्कुरा ही तो रही है। पता है जब मैंने पहली बार तेरी शकल देखी थी तो तीन दिन तक अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाया था .....




संता साइकिल पर बाजार जा रहा था। रास्ते में उसने एक लड़की को टक्कर मार दी।
लड़की चिल्लाई - घण्टी नहीं मार सकता था क्या ....... ?
संता रुआंसा होकर बोला - पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी, अब घण्टी क्या अलग से मारूं ....?



साहूकार : संता, जब भी मैं तुम्हें देखता हूं मुझे बंता की याद आ जाती है। संता : पर बंता और मुझमें तो कोई समानता है नहीं ! साहूकार : है क्यों नहीं ? तुम दोनों ने ही मुझसे सौ-सौ रुपये उधार ले रखे हैं ....



प्रेमी : मैं तुम्हारी चिट्ठियों पर लगे डाकटिकटों को चूमना नहीं भूलता क्योंकि उनमें तुम्हारे होंठों का स्पर्श शामिल रहता है।
प्रेमिका : ओह, लेकिन डाकटिकटों को चिपकाने का काम तो मेरी बूढ़ी नौकरानी किया करती है .....




संता - मैं तुमसे शादी करना चाहता हूं ।
लड़की - पर मैं तुमसे बड़ी हूं। पूरे एक साल ....
संता - कोई बात नहीं । मैं एक साल बाद शादी कर लूंगा ......




संता सड़क पर जा रहा था कि तभी एक चिड़िया उसके सिर पर बीट करके उड़ गई।
रूमाल से सिर साफ करते हुए संता बोला - भगवान का लाख लाख शुक्र है कि उसने गाय भैंसों को उड़ने के लायक नहीं बनाया .....




संता - स्कूलों के पास तो बोर्ड लगा है कि गाड़ी धीमे चलाएं पर गर्ल्स कॉलेज के पास ऐसा कोई बोर्ड क्यों नहीं लगा है ?
बंता - क्योंकि सबको पता है कि वहां तो गाड़ी धीमी हो ही जाएगी ....




ईमानदार नेता कौन होता है ?
वह जिसे एक बार खरीद लिया जाए तो फिर खरीदा हुआ ही रहे .......

Hindi Gustakhi

आपकी दिलचस्पी भूतकाल के बजाय भविष्य में होनी चाहिए, क्योंकि आपको अपनी शेष जिंदगी वहीं बितानी है।



आदमी उतना बेवकूफ कभी नहीं बनता जितना उस वक्त जब कि वह किसी और को बेवकूफ बना रहा होता है।


प्रेम भूख से नहीं, कब्ज से मरता है।


किताबों का बाहुल्य हमें अज्ञानी बना रहा है।


पैसे के मामले में सबका मजहब एक है।


हमें जीना चाहिए और सीखना चाहिए; लेकिन जब हमारा सीखना खत्म होता है तब जीने के लिए वक्त नहीं रह जाता।


जो कर नहीं सकते, वे सिखाने लगते हैं।


साहित्य और पत्रकारिता में फर्क यह है कि पत्रकारिता पढ़ने लायक नहीं होती और साहित्य पढ़ा नहीं जाता ।


नैतिकता का पाठ बघारनेवाला अक्सर धूर्त होता है।


सन्त और पापी में केवल यह अन्तर है कि हर सन्त का एक भूतकाल होता है और हर पापी का एक भविष्य।


वह बेवकूफ है जो शादी करता है, लेकिन जो बेवकूफ से शादी नहीं करता वह और भी बड़ा बेवकूफ है।


औरतें अक्सर हमें महान कार्यों की प्रेरणा देती हैं और उन्हीं को करने नहीं देतीं।


लोग धर्म के लिए आपा-धापी करेंगे, उसके लिए लिखेंगे, उसके लिए लड़ेंगे, उसके लिए मरेंगे, सब करेंगे पर उसके लिए जिएंगे नहीं।


बहादुर आदमी साधारण आदमी से ज्यादा बहादुर नहीं होता, बस वह पांच मिनट ज्यादा बहादुर रहता है।


जितनी मेहनत से लोग नरक में जाते हैं, उससे आधी से स्वर्ग में जा सकते हैं।


जीवन, जीने की तैयारियों में ही बीत जाता है।


अगर आदमी की आधी इच्छाएं भी पूरी हो जाएं तो उसकी मुश्किलें दुगुनी हो जाएं।


लम्बी जिंदगी सब चाहते हैं, बूढ़ा होना कोई नहीं चाहता।


बच निकलने का सबसे अच्छा रास्ता हमेशा बीच में से होकर जाता है।


तीन आदमी किसी भेद को छुपाकर रख सकते हैं, अगर उनमें से दो मर जाएं।


जितने पैसे से एक व्यसन का निर्वाह होता है, उससे दो बच्चों की परवरिश हो सकती है।


आप समस्या से जितने दूर होंगे, उतने ही आदर्शवादी होंगे।


इतिहास से हम यह सीखते हैं कि - हमने इतिहास से कुछ नहीं सीखा।


व्याकरण की तरह जीवन में भी यह होता है कि - अपवादों की संख्या नियमों से भी बढ़ जाती है।


तमाम धर्म यौनिक सवालों की दीवानावार परिक्रमा कर रहे हैं।


बातचीत की कला का महान रहस्य है - खामोशी।


स्त्री प्रथम चुम्बन को याद रखती है जबकि पुरुष अन्तिम को भी भूल चुका होता है।


शादी जवानी की एक भूल है - जो कि हम सबको करनी चाहिए।


बहुत से लोगों के पास चरित्र होता है, और कुछ नहीं होता।


मौत की तरह शादी की भी कोई चिन्ता मत करो।


खुशी मुसीबत से भी बड़ी मुसीबत है।


कुछ लोगों के पास सिवाय अनुभव के कुछ नहीं होता।


हर बच्चे का शिक्षण उसके पैदा होने के सौ बरस पहले शुरू हो जाना चाहिए।


दो प्रकार के पुरुष स्त्रियों को नही समझते - विवाहित और कुंवारे ।


जो सरकारी नहीं होता वही तो असरकारी होता है।


एक आशावादी सोचता है कि गिलास आधा भरा है, निराशावादी का विचार होता है कि गिलास आधा खाली है, पर एक यथार्थवादी जानता है कि वह आसपास बना रहा तो अंतत: गिलास उसे ही धोना पड़ेगा।


प्रत्येक दिन को अपना अंतिम दिन मानकर चलो ..... एक दिन तुम सही साबित हो जाओगे ।


पैसा सारी बुराइयों की जड़ है...... और इंसान को जड़ों की जरूरत हमेशा बनी रहती है।


शादी विवेक पर कल्पना की विजय है।


नौकरी दो चीजों के लिए की जाती है - तनख्वाह और छुट्टियां ।


मृत्यु आनुवांशिक बीमारी है।



मित्र से उधार लेने के पहले सोचिये कि आपको किसकी जरूरत ज्यादा है - मित्र की या धन की ?



इंसान को दिमाग खुला रखना चाहिये, पर इतना भी नहीं कि भेजा निकल कर बाहर ही गिर पड़े।



यदि प्र्रत्येक चीज आपके रास्ते में आ रही हो तो समझ लीजिए कि आप गलत रास्ते पर जा रहे हैं।


अपने शत्रुओं की गलतियों को क्षमा करके देखो ........ यह बात उन्हें ज्यादा तकलीफ पहुंचाएगी।


पुरुषों के लिए जो बात निश्चित नहीं होती, महिलाएं उस पर तटस्थ रहती हैं।


जिसे मृत्यु कहते हैं, वह चीज है जिस पर लोग रोते हैं, फिर भी एक तिहाई जीवन सोने में गुजार दिया जाता है।


महिलाओं के दिल में एक खास कोना होता है, जिसे वे कभी किसी के साथ नहीं बांटतीं।


अगर संगत से ही तमाम खूबियां आ जातीं तो गन्ने में उगने वाले पौधों में रस क्यों नहीं होता ?


महिलाएं हमेशा पुरुषों के भूलने की आदत से परेशान रहती हैं, जबकि पुरुष महिलाओं की याद रखने की आदत से पीड़ित ।


प्रत्येक व्यक्ति की जरूरत होती है और कोई व्यक्ति अनिवार्य नहीं होता।


चूंकि प्रकाश की गति ध्वनि से तेज होती है इसलिए लोग तब तक अधिक सुन्दर प्रतीत होते हैं जब तक कि आप उन्हें बोलता हुआ न सुन लें।



यदि आप किसी को समझा नहीं पा रहे हैं, तो उसे उलझा दें।


यदि आप पहली बार में सफल न हों, तो अपनी असफलता के सारे चिन्ह मिटा दें।


जिंदगी 40 के पार शुरू होती है - गठिया वात, नजर की कमजोरी, याददाश्त कम होना आदि भी 40 के पार ही शुरू होते हैं।


महिलाओं के लिए राय : पुरुष के साथ खुश रहने के लिए उसे प्यार चाहे कम करें, समझने की कोशिश ज्यादा करें।
पुरुषों के लिए राय : महिला के साथ खुश रहने के लिए उसे बेशुमार प्यार करें और समझने की कोशिश कतई न करें।


सयानी स्त्री, पुरुष से जो भी कुछ कहती है उसमें एक डली शकर मिला देती है और पुरुष जो कुछ कहता है उसे एक डली नमक के साथ ग्रहण करती है।


काम दुनिया में सबसे बड़ी चीज है, इसलिये हमें चाहिये कि हमेशा कल के लिये भी रहने दिया करें।


मां को अपने बेटे को आदमी बनाने में बीस बरस लगते हैं और एक अन्य महिला उसे बीस मिनिट में बेवकूफ बना देती है।


अगर आप किसी बार बार आने वाले दुष्ट से पिण्ड छुड़ाना चाहते हैं तो उसे कुछ पैसा उधार दे दीजिये।


आदमी जवानी में सोचता है कि पैसा सबसे अहम चीज है और बुढ़ापे में यह हकीकत उस पर खुल जाती है।


पत्ते अच्छे हों तो आदमी ईमानदारी से खेलना पसंद करता है।


दुनिया में दो ही ट्रेजडी हैं : एक आप इच्छित वस्तु को पा न सकें; दूसरी उसे पा जायें।


किसी ऐसे काम को कभी कल पर नहीं टालना चाहिये, जिसे आप परसों कर सकें।


कायर के एक लिये एक साहसिक कार्य खुला हुआ है और वह है - शादी।


अगर ईश्वर न भी हो तो उसका आविष्कार कर लेना जरूरी है।


अपनी आमदनी के अन्दर खर्च करो चाहे इसके लिये तुम्हें कर्ज ही क्यों न लेना पड़े।


सच्चा प्रेम भूत की तरह है - चर्चा उसकी सब करते हैं, देखा किसी ने नहीं।


दुनिया में शायद ही कोई ऐसी सक्षम लड़की हो जो अपने को घर का काम करने में समर्थ समझती हो।


कुछ लोगों को खुश करने का एक ही तरीका है - आप फिसल कर गिर पड़ें।


अगर बुरे लोग न होते, तो अच्छे वकील न मिलते।


मानवजाति का अन्त यह होगा कि आखिर एक रोज वह सभ्यता से घुट मरेगी।



दुनिया में तीन चीजें हैं जिन्हें औरतें नहीं समझतीं - आजादी, बराबरी और भाईचारा।



हर औरत को शादी करनी चाहिये- पर मर्द को हरगिज नहीं।


बाबा आदम के जमाने से ही बेवकूफ बहुमत में रहते आये हैं।


आदमी की आधी जिंदगी उसके माता-पिता बिगाड़ देते हैं, बाकी आधी उसके बच्चे।


खूबसूरत औरत आंखों के लिये स्वर्ग है, आत्मा के लिये नरक है, और जेब के लिये दिवाला है।


कई बीवियां रखने में एक फायदा है; वे अपने पति से लड़ने की बजाय आपस में ही लड़ती रहती हैं।


गरीबों को याद रखो, इसमें कुछ खर्चा नहीं होता।


नाश्ते से पहले कुछ काम न करो; अगर नाश्ते से पहले कुछ करना ही पड़े, तो पहले नाश्ता करो।


अपनी आमदनी के अन्दर खर्च करो चाहे इसके लिये तुम्हें कर्ज ही क्यों न लेना पड़े।


खुदा बेवकूफों को महफूज रखे, उन्हें खत्म न हो जाने दे; क्योंकि अगर वो न रहे तो समझदारों की रोजी मुश्किल हो जायेगी।


अनुभव हमारे ज्ञान को बढ़ा देता है लेकिन हमारी बेवकूफियों को कम नहीं करता।



आर्टस्कूल वह जगह है जहां लड़कियां हाईस्कूल और शादी के बीच का वक्त गुजारती हैं।


गरीबी अमीरों लिये एक पहेली है; समझ में नहीं आता कि लोगों को खाना चाहिये तो वे घण्टी क्यों नहीं बजा देते।


कुछ फिल्मी सुन्दरियां मन्दिर में भी धूप का चश्मा पहनकर जाती हैं; उन्हें डर लगा रहता है कि कहीं भगवान उन्हें पहचान कर ऑटोग्राफ न मांग बैठें।


तन्दुरुस्ती वह चीज है जिससे आपको यह मालूम होता है कि साल का यही बेहतरीन वक्त है।

Monday, January 19, 2009

More Important to IT - certification or experience or Degree?

It is an age-old question: When you hire IT staff, is more consideration given to IT certifications or experience? Perhaps your company wants both. The Tech Herald recently posed this line of questioning to various companies to see what they had to say on the topic.

When it comes to IT, there is a high degree of mental ability needed for the job; not just for problem solving, but also so you can deal with stress as well. However, critical thinking and problem solving are something rarely taught, these things are instilled in each of us in one form or another. Some will be better at it than others, and this mix can help IT teams thrive.

There is also the granular expertise that is needed in IT. Most IT departments have team members who are, as an example, Microsoft Certified Professionals (MCP), and, depending on their area of focus, have proven they have the ability to manage Microsoft-based infrastructures with ease. There is also the argument that they have also proven they can memorize sample questions and answers at a local MCP boot camp -- but that’s a completely different issue.

However, each of these MCP certification holders will almost certainly know about more than just Microsoft. For example, some are likely Apache experts because the company uses that platform to run Web services. This mix of skill is required because of a few reasons, the largest being adaptability. Not every company can afford to hire a Linux/Unix system administrator, so the present IT staff has to adapt to the systems in use and know how to operate them.

There are IT teams where none of the staff has single certification, yet they run circles around certified IT people all the time. These 'jack of all trade' types are pure geeks, and know just a little bit about everything. What they do not know, their passion for technology drives them to learn and adapt to. With this type of IT team there is rarely a problem that cannot be solved. Research and information are their business, and business is good.

When asked “When you hire new IT staff, which do you consider more: certifications or experience?” most executives are split on the question. Some want both, some say it would depend on the job the person is being considered for, and others say one or the other. While most agreed on a few points, all of them showed that no single company sees things in the same light as another.

As one response put it: “While most technologists see things as black or white, choosing someone with a specific certification versus someone with specific experiences isn’t so binary.”

The next page highlights the responses that were given for this article. Each will offer insight into how the executives weigh each applicant when filling a job in IT. Businesses and IT managers are encouraged to chime in with opinions and thoughts in the comments section.

“As a CEO of high-tech company, we heavily rely on engineering and IT personnel that are extremely smart and are experts in what they do. Even though having a college certification is not good enough in itself, I believe it provides a certain level of filtration and proof of goal-oriented, dead-line driven work ethic. Therefore in our organization we require college degree as a bare minimum threshold, but expect to see experience and knowledge in the space as our fundamental recruitment guideline,” explained Cahit Akin, CEO of Mushroom Networks.

Another company uses both education and experience as a factor in their overall hiring process. “We’d rather hire very bright people on the assumption that they’ll figure out the rest. One example: for an entry-level software engineering position, we hired a very bright person with a bachelor’s degree in mathematics from Harvey Mudd College that had been working at Blockbuster Video for the previous two years as a store manager. It was a wise hire for Voltage, as the engineer is now a key contributor for one of our encryption products,” said John Weald, VP of Engineering at Voltage Security.

Weald added to this, giving a little more detail on the hiring process. He explained how Voltage screens candidates when making the choice between experience and education (certifications or college).

“Again it depends on the number of years of experience. Engineers with less than five years of experience need at least a bachelor’s degree in a computer or mathematics-related field from a school with a good reputation to make it past the resume-scanning phase at Voltage. Once they move onto the interview phase at Voltage, it is more important that the candidate can excel-we ask them problem-solving and computer science-related questions.

“If a candidate has many years of experience, then college and certification information becomes less important. Focus is then placed on progression in their career and positive learning experiences at each prior position. Here at Voltage Security we have a very rigorous interview process, where we ask candidates to solve complex problems. We’re not looking so much for the correct answer, but rather how they go about attempting the solution. Engineers that join the company often say that they enjoyed the interview process as it allowed them to stand out compared to others. We have such a rigorous interview process at Voltage because we’re trying to see, for example, if experienced engineers actually have ten years of experience or one year of experience ten times!”

In contrast, Max Huang, President of O2Security, gave a more pointed answer, saying: “Is college and certifications more important that experience and knowledge? No, experience and knowledge are more important than college and certifications. That is not to say that I do not value college and certifications; they are of great importance and statistically proven to increase the opportunity for employment in the IT industry. However, in my experience, individuals with real ‘use case’ experience have been able to adapt to various environments and contribute equally -- if not better -- than those with college degrees and certifications.”

When he hired new IT staff, Mr. Huang said that certification and experience are equally important, but maintains his opinion of experience over education. “I believe they are both important, but as I mentioned before, having real ‘use case’ experience and solid technical background in my experience is equally sufficient, if not better. Some entities require that you have basic certifications as a pre-requisite to pass a first-phase interview. However, I believe that you will get a real sense of the IT candidate once you get into the specifics of the technology you are hiring for.”

“There are two different issues here. One is the value of a college degree for IT staff and the other is certifications vs. experience,” explained Eric Basu, President and CEO of Sentek Consulting in his response to The Tech Herald.

“I'll address these questions in order. Over the years, the value of a college degree has had proven staying power. The "piece of paper" as I've heard it referred to, does have value for demonstrating a person's ability to commit to and achieve a significant education goal, if it's from a reputable school. Although everyone has several examples of successful senior executives and strategic thinkers without four year undergraduate degrees, these tend to be both exceptions and exceptional individuals. If hiring for a junior, technician type of position in IT, a degree is not required. For more senior and management positions, a degree is preferred. Certifications are useful for demonstrating that a candidate has the interest in a particular field and the ability to test well. Beyond that, they have little value in demonstrating aptitude at a particular IT skill set and experience in a specific area will always outweigh a certification.”

Sergey Blyashov, Chief Technology Officer of Enviance offered a solid example of hiring processes that drive the consulting market in IT, saying: “While most technologists see things as black or white, choosing someone with a specific certification versus someone with specific experiences isn’t so binary. Really, the answer depends on a number of factors including whether you are looking for a long term employee or someone to help shorter term on a project; whether this is this an entry-level or management position; or if this position has higher risk, ‘mission critical’ responsibilities (e.g. a production manager).”

Mr. Blyashov added, “If we were filling a permanent, long-term position for a relatively low risk job, we would weigh college knowledge above hands on experience because longer term, this person would be able to provide more substantial contributions over a number of years. Fundamentally, a solid education enables new employees to see the bigger picture and therefore make better, more informed decisions - knowing that experience comes with time and effort. On the other hand, if we needed a production support manager, our preference would be someone with hands-on, relevant experience able to quickly manage risk and improve productivity.”

Yet, Mr. Blyashov said that there are exceptions to his guidelines. “...the position dictates the answer to this question and each decision is dependent on the specific situation and needs at the time.”

Another consideration between experience and certification that was raised is the nature of the position the applicant is being hired for, especially if the job is government related.

“In our business it is generally not, however more and more of our work for the DoD requires labor categories that specify college degrees, certification and experience,” said Douglas W. Burke, CEO of DefenseWeb Technologies.

When asked to choose, Mr. Burke was crystal clear in his answer: “Experience. Anyone can get certification but not everyone can get experience and there is nothing like having experience in what you’re developing. The certification requirement we see the most is Project Management Institute (PMI) certification, rather than certifications for IT. We want employee who can work with the latest technologies and those technologies require experience. It is unlikely that the schools are ahead of someone who came out of a technology start up company using the latest software and tools.”

Justin Singer, President of SMBology, Inc. explained that: “Experience and knowledge [are] far and away more important than certifications. Certifications are nice. At a minimum, they show some level of dedication on the part of the individual. Beyond that, there are no guarantees. I have talked to plenty of people who are certified and can fire off [sic] answers to questions – they have no idea why the things they are saying are true. College ultimately provides a foundation.”

He added, “The curriculum of many colleges provides a shaky foundation at best, above which strong students persevere. The best programs provide a solid framework for problem solving. Either way, whatever knowledge and understanding is typically only on a very ideal level. College IT is about concepts and how they operate in an ideal world. Real world IT is about coping with the reality and challenges of the world. All experience is not created equal, but in general if an individual has been working in IT for a while, chances are they are much better at solving real world problems.”

Matt Chabot, VP of Managed Services at Tier 1net said: “Assuming we are referring to a mid to senior level position, experience and knowledge would be the first criteria for a candidate's resume to make it past the initial screening process. That by no means indicates that a college education and certification are not important. The candidate with a college education and experience would be far more valuable than the candidate with just experience.

“Nonetheless, Tier1net's primary focus is customer service and we find that that is not something that can be learned in college or a certification course. It takes a certain level of experience to be able to communicate professionally with non-technical staff, clients, management, etc. Its also experience that enables an IT professional to be able to evaluate and prioritize a technical issue with regards to how it is impacting someone's business. Still, a college education is a close second to experience because it provides one with the capacity to quickly process and retain new information in an ever-changing profession.”

Responding to that, Kit Rodgers, VP of Business Development & Licensing at Cryptography Research, said: “At Cryptography Research we feel that experience and knowledge are more important than college pedigree or certifications. A background with strong education and certifications can give an indicator of an individual's motivation, which is certainly helpful, though at the end of the day it is the individual's skills and capabilities that we care about. Also, perhaps just as important as experience and knowledge are technical aptitude, problem solving skills, and a "can do/team" attitude. We have a lot of complexity in our business, so finding the right technical team members is huge for us.”

Do you agree with the executives? Have an opinion or want to add your thoughts or personal experiences? Your voice can be heard via the comments section below.

Exam Retake Policies

Detailed below are the retake policies for Microsoft, Novell, Cisco, Comptia and Linux.

Microsoft

Microsoft has revised its policy for retaking exams to increase security. If you do not pass an exam the first time, you may retake it at any time. If you do not achieve a passing score a second time, you must wait at least 14 days to retake the exam a third time. A 14-day waiting period will be imposed for all subsequent exam retakes. If you have passed an exam, you cannot take it again. Beta exams may be taken only once.

Novell

Novell has established a testing policy to outline conditions under which a candidate may retake a Novell exam. By imposing a wait period between exam retakes, the candidate has limited exposure to exam items and is dissuaded from memorizing exam items.

In the event a candidate fails a Novell exam on his or her first attempt, Novell will not require any waiting period between the first and second attempt to pass the same Novell exam. However, before any candidate’s third or subsequent attempt to pass a Novell exam, the candidate shall be required to wait for a period of no less than thirty (30) calendar days from the date of the candidate’s last attempt to pass the same exam.

In the event a candidate passes a Novell exam, the candidate shall be required to wait a period of twelve (12) months before retaking the same Novell exam, unless Novell has changed the test objectives by revising the course related to that specific exam.

In the event it has been determined a candidate has violated Novell’s exam retake policy, the candidate may not be eligible to register or schedule a Novell exam for a minimum period of twelve (12) months from the date of such determination.

Any candidate determined to have violated Novell’s exam retake policy may be subject to the following:

1. Denial of Novell certification for a period of twelve (12) months from the date of such determination or
2. Revocation of Novell certification, if such certification had been previously granted to the candidate or
3. Revocation of all Novell certifications previously granted to candidate or
4. Ineligibility to receive any Novell certification for a minimum of twelve (12) months from the date of such determination or
5. Any other appropriate actions, including legal remedies, that Novell deems necessary or appropriate to enforce Novell’s exam retake policy.


Cisco

Cisco has a retake policy requiring candidates to wait a minimum of 72-hours before retaking the same exam. Currently, there is no limit to the number of times a candidate can take the same certification exam before passing it.Once a candidate passes a particular exam they are not allowed to retake an exam having the same exam number.

Comptia

The CompTIA retake policy was established to outline conditions under which a candidate may retake a CompTIA certification test.

CompTIA addresses the following in the scope of this document:

1. Retake policy in the event that a candidate fails a CompTIA certification test
2. Retake policy in the event that a candidate passes a CompTIA certification test
3. Retake policy in the event that it is determined that a candidate violated CompTIA's candidate conduct policy
4. Remedies for violating the retake policy
CompTIA beta certification examinations may only be taken one (1) time by each candidate.

IN THE EVENT THAT A CANDIDATE FAILS A COMPTIA CERTIFICATION TEST - RETAKE POLICY:

In the event that a candidate fails his or her first (1st) attempt to pass any CompTIA certification test, CompTIA does not require any waiting period between the first (1st) and second (2nd) attempt to pass that same CompTIA certification test. However, before any candidate's third (3rd) attempt or any subsequent attempt to pass any CompTIA certification test, such candidate shall be required to wait for a period of at least thirty (30) calendar days from the date of such candidate's last attempt to pass such test.

IN THE EVENT THAT A CANDIDATE PASSES A COMPTIA CERTIFICATION TEST - RETAKE POLICY:

In the event that any candidate passes any CompTIA certification test, such candidate shall be required to wait for a period of twelve (12) calendar months before retaking the same CompTIA certification test, unless CompTIA has changed the test objectives for such test.

IN THE EVENT THAT IT IS DETERMINED THAT A CANDIDATE HAS VIOLATED COMPTIA'S CANDIDATE CONDUCT POLICY - RETAKE POLICY:

If it is determined that a candidate has violated CompTIA's candidate conduct policy, such candidate may not be eligible to register and/or schedule any CompTIA certification test for a minimum period of twelve (12) calendar months from the date of such determination, if determined necessary or appropriate by CompTIA based upon the seriousness of the incident or violation.

Linux

(Revised 19-Apr-2004)
The LPI Board voted on a policy regarding the delay required between re-taking exams:
  • Anyone who takes an LPI exam once must wait one week before re-taking.
  • Anyone who takes an LPI exam a second (and subsequent) time must wait 90 days before re-taking.
  • Anyone who passes an LPI exam may not retake that exam for at least two years.

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